when ur trying to act chill
NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*
me in the club
me at family parties
theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life
after u watch the anaconda video
so sometimes i wake up when having a weird dream and write them down and i just
the virgin suicides (1999)
"when she jumped, she probably thought she could fly."
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
I AM THE QUEEN
The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen