(Source: impsexual)


What’s the question that you’re sick of answering? Did I ask it? Anything about nudity! Yes, you asked it. Because I think it’s so boring. And like who cares? Any time someone asks me about nudity, I’m like - “Who cares?” There is so much more important things about the show, than the fact that I show my boobs.
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What’s the question that you’re sick of answering? Did I ask it? Anything about nudity! Yes, you asked it. Because I think it’s so boring. And like who cares? Any time someone asks me about nudity, I’m like - “Who cares?” There is so much more important things about the show, than the fact that I show my boobs.

(Source: everlarc)

crowleysbestie:

I was reading tfios again and I came to  the part where Augustus first takes out a cigarette and Hazel starts yelling at him for smoking and I was thinking what if Augustus actually did smoke and he was just like oh fuck I really like this girl how do I bullshit my way out of this umm A METAPHOR!! Yeah that sounds pretentious enough!! Nice one Waters

more-like-tardass:

punkmarauder:

can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing

  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

factota:

fuck

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING
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castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

yellowfur:

noondaylantern:

canisbaileyilupus:

tordles:

image

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Cressida Cowell books start which is Hiccup, as an adult, looking back on his life and saying ‘There were dragons when I was a boy,”

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

untrustyou:

Olivia Locher 
I Fought the Law
(In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.)
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untrustyou:

Olivia Locher 

I Fought the Law

(In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.)

subsam:

JARED IN HIS UNDERWEAR

moondoughnut:

who even gets up at 6am by choice??? what does the world even have to offer at 6am???? the answer is nothing

(Source: moonsmoothie)

vulcan-romulan-hybrid:

#let’s just touch it oh shit you know what we should do we should touch it again

(Source: lovely-trek)

(Source: teddywestside)

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

  • me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
  • me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
  • me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life